The head shot also gave the Postal Dude hallucinations, in which he sees distorted versions of the locations he is in, and with Gary Coleman-esque creatures attacking him, some of them having diseased cow heads instead of their own. When flesh-eating piranhas are accidentally released into a summer resort's rivers, the guests become their next meal. The Postal Dude eventually leaves the hospital, and feels really hungry, so he proceeds to go to the Greasy Panda restaurant in Lower Paradise. Unfortunately, his head wound starts acting up causing him to crash his car and fall in the a radiation induced coma where he dreams of a "future gone wrong". He awakens eleven years later from a radiation induced coma, and sets out to find Champ in the ruins of Paradise. The reason for this is that the voice heard in the game was originally not supposed to be the Postal Dude, but for a schizophrenic voice in his head implying either psychological instability, demonic possession, or both. Their first act is to heist an amusement park, only to learn that the Taliban are planning the same heist as well. When he does so, he is knocked unconscious by a group of rednecks who take him to the Brewery. Postal is insulting, irreverent, politically incorrect and funny as hell. Finally, the Postal Dude must go to the Police Station to pay a Traffic Citation. The worst thing is that they got the Postal Dude wrong, and the actor didn’t really fit him. He wears his trademark leather trench coat and sunglasses at all times, though he can wear various outfits that will affect how the people of Paradise view him and will affect the HUD with unique designs as well. I love the new blood splatters in Postal 4. After the Dude manages to go back to his trailer, the Bitch asks him if he remembered her Rocky Road, an item she requested him to get for her since Monday, but that was never included as an errand. Once there, the Postal Dude gets his copy. Artwork. (Fictional portrayal) Nabi -Died during the 9/11 terrorist attack. Once he manages to get the launcher, a factory worker vomits on a power box presumably operating the machinery at the factory, causing a major disruption in the production process, resulting in a major explosion that destroys part of the factory. Remake of the classic film tale of nature biting back. The grunts and moans were separate voiceovers done by Vince Desi. On Saturday, the Postal Dude wakes up in the Hospital, where he receives a note from the Bitch telling him she has decided to leave him. The Dude is taken to the Military Base, where he is forced to battle a large group of soldiers until he finds a thermo-nuclear warhead and escapes the place. He sees a doomsday button... Should the Dude join the Ecotologist, he'll have to pick apples before having to take on Al Qaeda, take Champ to obedience school, repo segways, sneak out the Mayor's Malaysian slave boy out of city hall before the paparazzi see him, release animals from a cosmetics lab, transport explosive toys to Krotchy, sneak drugs across the border via footballs, escape prison with Al, kill Krotchy and take his suit, clean up crap at a gay rodeo, and take out Mexi-sushi douchebags, before escaping Catharsis after Mayor Chomo's speech is ruined. When the Postal Dude wakes up in the Brewery, he realizes the rednecks have removed his own clothes and made him wear a Gimp Suit, so the Postal Dude adds one more errand that is going to Money Shot Laundromat to pick up his laundry. During that same day, the Postal Dude wants to get some steaks for the Psychotic Friends Network Barbeque he's planning to attend, so he goes to Meat World. After 29 days, a team of AMS scientists and soldiers are sent in to deal with the problem. He must find himself a way out of the library and fight many book protestors. He lives in a shabby trailer in a small neighborhood with his pet Champ the dog and unnamed wife, who continuously gives him orders while forcing the Dude to do various annoying errands. Rosco tells the Postal Dude that if he helps him to kill twenty-one elephants at the Elephant Preserve and get their legs to make Elephant Foot waste baskets for children, he will give him some money as well as a ride into Lower Paradise. He often states he doesn't like video games after killing people, however he is seen supporting them, since at one point he sets up a petition to "Make Whiney Congressmen Play Violent Video Games.". In the ironically named city of Paradise, a loser teams up with his cult-leading uncle to steal a peculiar bounty of riches from their local amusement park. One citizen eventually directs The Dude to see Joseph Bellow at the Employment Agency. Faith (Jackie Tohn) also holds it during the Trailer Park Shootout as the Dude engages in hand-to-hand combat. The wall behind Hogslop's desk has been destroyed and reveals the Dog Pound. However, if the Dude breaks into the money bin to get the money from there, an alarm will sound and he will have his first clash against the Police. A great memorable quote from the Postal movie on Quotes.net - Dude: [singing the Gluttco Company Fight Song in a job interview] It's not a flag, it's a company / A high-flying company / And it will cheerfully work you to death / By the time you are old / The pension is sold / And your cube will be your casket / It's a company, a high-flying company / Now please, get back to work. The recently arrived Taliban have a similar focus, but a far more sinister intent. Get a sneak peek of the new version of this page. Eventually, the Postal Dude returns to his Trailer and fires the Napalm Launcher at the carpet. Players are given a list of daily objectives they must complete over the course of a week. Think Dude Think! For the movie version, see: The Postal Dude (film), The Postal Dude The "party" is revealed to be the siege of the compound by the ATF. This continued in POSTAL Redux, with the Postal Dude's grunts now being replaced with ones recorded by Rick Hunter. Just when he thinks he has hit rock bottom, things get worse. The Postal Dude must destroy eighty of them, in which he accesses an armory full of weaponry downstairs, and after leaving Vince's house, he is addressed by Rosco, a Mexican running an elephant-themed business. Postal Dude is depicted as a slim and tall man with a goatee in around 30s (or even late 20s in the first part), except the third and Paradise Lost where he looks early 40s. So I thought.. hey this film might not be so bad. After finishing the tasks, the Dude returns to El Plago's mansion to call it a day. The Postal Dude confronts a large group of rednecks, dogs, and dervish cats, only to discover Champ is missing. In the eighteenth century, a vampire escapes from the freak show, in which she once participated, and teams up with a group of vampire slayers to kill the man who raped her mother. Osama trying to get some change back from the coin-operated telephone. A sleepy Uncle Dave getting woken by Dude so he'll go to Little Germany too. Teen, 16 years old Written bythe postaldude August 24, 2012. age 13+ postal stupid, gross, horribley funny. The Postal Dude riding a Thegway in Postal III. This spawns bad blood with Al Qaeda who wants the dolls for a bird flu that's hidden inside it for which there … Just when he thinks he has hit rock bottom, things get worse. In order to leave his own personal hell on earth he joins his uncle Dave in an attempt to steal an acclaimed child cartoon stars dolls to sell them online for big bucks due to them being the only ones left in existence. In the Steam Trading Card Artwork, Profile Backgrounds, and the original POSTAL's "about" section on RWS' website, he uses his POSTAL 2 appearance with a plain blue T-shirt, longer and more unkempt hair, and fingerless gloves. The Postal Dude in POSTAL 2, right before blowing himself up. POSTAL follows two days in the life of the Postal Dude, in the regrettably named town of Paradise. Mike is rather displeased with the Dude's activities in Mexico, but has extradited him back into America to lend a hand with his political campaign. Alive However, after killing the elephants, the Postal Dude receives a new phone call from Vince, who needs some help with the marketing and asks him to do something that can make the media say the "competition's toasted". When the Postal Dude goes to the RWS headquarters on Monday, he is informed by Vince Desi that he is fired. After completing all the errands of Friday, the Paradise Times releases a special edition that announces the beginning of Apocalypse. The Dude enters Bullfish Interactive's publisher office complex, only to discover it's being invaded by zombies. Wednesday is also Election Day, and Cock Asian is hosting the elections. In the photograph, the Postal Dude differs greatly from his later appearances, being a troubled young man with a mop haircut wielding an AK-47. Richard telling that an follower of D.O.O.M. 4.3k members in the postal community. Portrayed by After defeating the police and getting out of the back room, the Postal Dude has to confront Krotchy himself. The baby-stroller scene is extended and shows an actual baby inside the stroller. 1 Victims 1.1 2001 1.2 2006 2 Deaths 3 Kill Count 4 Note Asif - Died during the 9/11 terrorist attack. Being unemployed and broke, he gets a job at the local porn shop, working as a cleaner. These hallucinations will appear for the rest of the weekend from time to time. In POSTAL 2, he has moved out from his original home to the town of Paradise after accepting a job at the Running With Scissors video game developer company. Postal may refer to: The Italian name for Burgstall, South Tyrol in northern Italy Paul Postal (born 1936), American linguist Postal (video game series), a series of computer games launched in 1997 Postal (video game), first entry in the series Postal (film), a 2007 Uwe Boll-directed film based on the Postal computer game Postal (comics), a comic book series written by Matt Hawkins and Bryan Hill Movie Info A phony cult leader (Dave Foley) hires a jobless trailer-park denizen (Zack Ward) to help him carry out his plot to save his compound from closure. On meeting him, El Plago gives him three more jobs: tag turfing, border smuggling, and delivering a package to the pet shop in town, alongside paying his fine for loitering, which can be done at the police station. Halfway through his mission, however, he is attacked by a group of vegetarians. Written by Once he returns home, the Dude informs his wife the Bitch that he's "on some kind of vacation", so she decides to get him do more things for her for the rest of the week. Hogslop refuses to give him the gold master, so the Postal Dude fights him in a boss battle. As soon as that didn't work out for him, he got a job protecting playboy star Jennifer Wallcott and for a second time gets attacked by Hockey Moms. Rick Hunter. He also receives notes saying that his trailer has been taken away, and that Champ is in the Dog Pound to be "put asleep" on Sunday. Voiced by. 281 votes, 18 comments. Years after the events of Paradise Lost, the Postal Dude has finally left Paradise and has ended up in a new town called Edensin. On Thursday, the Postal Dude notes that the weeds in his garden are getting too tall, so he needs something extra strong and decides to buy a Napalm Launcher at the Napalm Factory. He fails at the job and does not earn money for it. Posted by 2 days ago. Postal movie … In a 2007 interview on the now-defunct Postal Nation, it was explained as reinventing the Dude's character between the two games, and a natural decision to have Hunter voice the role in full. After a clueless slacker named the Postal Dude (Zack Ward) loses his job, he joins his shady Uncle Dave (Dave Foley) and a bevy of big-breasted, scantily clad female cult followers in a scheme to steal a shipment of hot new toys. Why Is Postal Dude Is Pooping On The Toilet? Vote. The Postal Dude returns to Lower Paradise, where a terrorist is leading a meeting attended by other terrorists, vegetarians, zombies, and even Gary Coleman himself. The Dude is given four jobs: cleaning the sewage waste flowing into the Mexican border town and preventing the Shit Banditos from using it in their taco meat, installing bidets into the toilets of the Wipe Compound, shutting down the grand opening of Kunny Island by disabling or destroying the power boxes, and petitioning for every citizen of Edensin to own a bidet.